my eyes kinda hurt. they’re kinda tired, like they’re punishing me for being too curious today. and you know what they say abt the curious cats(octopussy??) right?

i would like everyone to know that i am NOT dyke. i am no where near. im straight, so impeccably straight that you could measure my sexuality with a ruler and see that it is a perfectly aligned parallel line to the edge.

hello. i think i might be having lightning in my brain again.